why is it that spongebob lives in the ocean, but can’t swim, and when he goes camping he can build a fire?

September 25th, 2009 | by admin |


I would think that, being a sponge, he would just absorb all the water.

He can’t swim because no one ever taught him, and he can build a fire because — uh, because…. BECAUSE I SAID SO, that’s why!

  1. 11 Responses to “why is it that spongebob lives in the ocean, but can’t swim, and when he goes camping he can build a fire?”

  2. By aaronwinner on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    Interesting question, I for one think maybe the fact that it is a cartoon will have something to do with it..

    They are trying to entertain children (maybe adults too) and aren’t to worried about if it follows logical reasoning.
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  3. By Gays R' us on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    Have you heard the expression "It’s Just a CARTOON!!!"???
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  4. By David B on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    It’s a cartoon. It’s not real.
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  5. By CrAzYgIrL411 on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    That is a good question. But it is just made up he is a question too about spongebob. How come he can walk normal underwater and not float? All animation my good friend.
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  6. By tjnw79 on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    I refer spongebob as a STD. He works at Crusty Crabs lives in Bikini bottom. How much more do you need? He can do what ever he pleases!
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  7. By lost2day on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    Hmmm, yeah like that caveman episode,how did he start that fire? How does a pineapple grow in the ocean? Hmmmm, interesting.
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  8. By Thomas on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    besides in the show Spongebob Squarepants, when was the last time you heard a sponge talk? Or a squid working at a fast food restaurant?

    The show is a cartoon, they can do whatever…
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  9. By jojo_picalo on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    spongebob squarepants is one of those cartoons where the directors of the program use there imaginations so they can entertain the kids. its like in the powerpuff girl (which i h8) the girls can use these powers to kill monsters.
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  10. By blueacegirl19 on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    who knows? spongebob is a cartoon for lil kids. its very impractical (i know!) and kids should’nt be watching it- they’re getting the wrong idea, and losing much common sense! I agree w/ ya girl!
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  11. By wenteast on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    I would think that, being a sponge, he would just absorb all the water.

    He can’t swim because no one ever taught him, and he can build a fire because — uh, because…. BECAUSE I SAID SO, that’s why!
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  12. By beach_blondie25 on Sep 25, 2009 | Reply

    Why don’t the Crabby patties get soggy? They’re underwater too.
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